Walt Wayman wrote:
> Me: What sort of crops do you grow?
> Farmer: Oh, we grow barley and radishes.
> Me: Barley, eh? Is that a money-maker?
> Farmer: Oh, yeah, barley's a real money crop.
> Me: And how about the radishes?
> Farmer: No, we don't make no money on the radishes.
> Me: Then why do you grow them?
> Farmer: Because of the wolverines. Radishes keep the wolverines
away.
> Me: But there ain't no wolverines around here.
> Farmer: Yeah, them radishes really work.
Yes, but it works the other way around, too:-
Customer: Why do we need anti-virus software, and why do we have to pay
you to make sure it's working right and is updating right all the time?
We don't get any viruses.
Me: And why the *!$# do you think it is you don't get any viruses?
Simon
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