on 20-12-2004 15:50, Simon Worby at simon@xxxxxxxxxxxx wrote:
>
> Walt Wayman wrote:
>
>> Me: What sort of crops do you grow?
>> Farmer: Oh, we grow barley and radishes.
>> Me: Barley, eh? Is that a money-maker?
>> Farmer: Oh, yeah, barley's a real money crop.
>> Me: And how about the radishes?
>> Farmer: No, we don't make no money on the radishes.
>> Me: Then why do you grow them?
>> Farmer: Because of the wolverines. Radishes keep the wolverines
> away.
>> Me: But there ain't no wolverines around here.
>> Farmer: Yeah, them radishes really work.
>
> Yes, but it works the other way around, too:-
>
> Customer: Why do we need anti-virus software, and why do we have to pay
> you to make sure it's working right and is updating right all the time?
> We don't get any viruses.
> Me: And why the *!$# do you think it is you don't get any viruses?
>
> Simon
That's an easy one... use Mac OS 9! (now ten tears using macs, not one
infected file yet.)
Iwert
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