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CNN in Washington DC is reporting that Janet Hyphen has extended Kenneth
Asterick's investigation into alledged abuse of pronouncation power by
President Bill Ampersand. FBI lab results prove that the semantic sample
found on the blue dress did come from President Ampersand while in the
midst of an improper relationship with Monica LewTilde.
Meanwhile the Democommas maintain that whatever President Ampersand does
with his exclamation point is perfectly ok and not an impeachable offence.
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