WHAT - no picture? Not even a crummy iphone jpeg?
On 19 November 2013 04:25, Ken Norton <ken@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> On a semi unrelated note, I stopped in at the BMW dealership here. The
> receptionist... ...oh my... ...oh my... Seriously Oh My! Dude, I'd
> photograph her wedding for free and I'd even shoot 36 megapixel raw files
> doing it. I'd shoot 4x5 sheet film. No! Make that 8x10. I'd hire Tina to
> help me.
>
> She is particularily skilled at interpreting unintelligible blabber.
>
> "Yes, sir. You would like to speak to one of our consultants? You are
> interested in an X5?"
>
> I'm pretty sure that I sounded like one of the adults on a Charlie Brown
> animated holiday movie or Bill Cosby doing his dentist routine.
>
> "Bligh. eye-buh like uh blek fly"
>
> And then as I was leaving she gave a personalized departing message in
> which she said my name. These people are good. Really, really good. Don't
> ask me how I got out of there without a shiny new BMW. I'm not sure where
> they find creatures like her on this planet. We're talking fully
> photoshopped. All 30% and then some. Very exotic.
>
> They must have a full time maintenance person with a mop bucket standing
> by.
>
> For grins I should stop in at the Ferarri dealership.
>
> Ahem. Or not.
>
> AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuhhhhhh Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
>
>
>
> On Monday, November 18, 2013, Moose wrote:
>
> > On 11/18/2013 7:40 AM, Ken Norton wrote:
> >
> > > A wedding/event/portrait photographer isn't going to mess around with
> > > 800mb image files. Ain't going to happen. Not on this planet. ...
> > > Turn and burn, baby. JPEG is our friend.
> >
> > (Wispy, admiring, young, turned on female voice): Oooooh, Mr.
> PROFESSIONAL
> > PHOTOGRAPHER, you are SOOooo manly!
> >
> > Less Impressed Moose
> >
> > --
> > What if the Hokey Pokey *IS* what it's all about?
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