I've been married to a nurse for almost 40 years, and she assures me
that all those salacious thoughts we patients have about nurses in
proximity to our groins are just that: salacious thoughts. From the
perspective of the nurse, there's nothing even remotely salacious
about it. Most of the time, just the opposite. She does point out that
nurses who might be inclined toward the naughty are usually inclined
to be naughty with doctors, not patients, unless the patients are
paying their own expenses out of a wad of cash in their bathrobes.
--Bob Whitmire
Putting the ART back in HeART
www.bobwhitmire.com
On Jun 17, 2010, at 4:54 AM, zuiko wrote:
> Bob & Jez,
>
> what wonderful bunch op people here. Good to hear you're back Bob, and
> Jez, I always think about your naughty smile when I have to laugh
> about the witty remarks...
>
> All the best,
>
> Iwert
>
> 2010/6/17 Jez Cunningham <jez@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:
>> Following the same sort of procedure (in preparation for surgery)
>> they
>> placed what seemed like a tennis ball on the entry point in my
>> groin and
>> clamped me to the bed - using something similar to one of those
>> racheting
>> sash-cramps that woodworkers use! I'd have preferred a nurse to be
>> holding
>> my (tennis) balls...
>> Jez
>>
>> On 16 June 2010 22:16, Bob Whitmire <bwhitmire@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>>> Right after the procedure, a nurse had to
>>> apply pressure to the entry site (the groin) for about twenty
>>> minutes.
>>> Hard pressure. I told her I hoped they were paying her a lot of
>>> money.
>>>
>>>
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