Subatomic pieces of the electrons? Hmmmm. There's no charge for that,
sir.
Now it is possible to reduce electron velocity by using a card reader
instead and under no circumstances should a USB cable be coiled while
in use - that will cause serious acceleration. This all of course
presupposes that we've got any idea where the electrons actually...are.
Now I have noted that images I was absolutely certain were good on
the LCD become much more uncertain on the computer screen and from
time to time, I am completely uncertain as to where they are. I open
the DCIM file and the 'superb image' waveform collapses completely.
As the camera is merely a black box on the back of the lens, it seems
clear that accelerated photons are wandering around in a diffuse sort
of way in there and driving me to diffraction. I need clarification
as to whether viewing the image on the LCD, chimping, qualifies as
opening the box, or downloading the image file or do I have to remove
the lens to be absolutely certain as to the fate of the photons?
Andrew Fildes
afildes@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
On 19/08/2008, at 12:30 PM, Bob Docherty wrote:
>
> I'm sorry, folks, but with all this disinformation being bandied
> about I have to weigh in. This issue was never a problem using the
> USB 1 specification. USB 2 causes an acceleration phenomenon which
> damages the electrons being stored. They travel at such a high
> velocity into the chipset that collisions inevitably occur. These
> collisions cause the formation of quarks which are formed when
> subatomic pieces of the electrons are broken off duriing the
> transfer. Image degradation is unavoidable when particles are
> accelerated to this extent combined with the resultant dark matter
> creation.
> As we all know a=dv/dt, where a is acceleration, v=velocity t=time
> expressed in seconds, and d is something else. Walmart physicists,
> and part time photo clerks, were the first to document this effect
> and the Fermi Lab has confirmed this hypothesis CERN is working
> with Olympus optical scientists to overcome this degradation.
> I'm glad I have had the opportunity to set you all straight.
>
> Bob
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