Just as Larry is talking about money, I receive this and must share it.
/jmac
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell
have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
disdain."Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed
on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital.
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Larry said:
Wow! How overpaid are those people in silicon valley! That's simply a
stupid price. I'll never feel guilty again at getting Photoshop CS2 for
free or any of all those varieties of expensive software available free
from the software forum at datviet.com.
Larry
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