What? The position of monarch, or chief, king, emperor, supreme being, or
whatever it's to be called, has been filled without so much as a "by your
leave" and an opportunity to submit a CV?
Oh, well. I play well with others and shall willingly accept a lower-tier
position so long as it meets my job requirements: 24-hour-a-day servants, no
dress code, no prohibition against drinking on the job, absolutely no real
responsibility, and dancing girls. (Come to think of it, that pretty well
describes my last position, except for the servants, so I won't need much in
the way of training.)
I shall await receipt of the documents officially signifying my appointment and
the ceremonial awarding of the appropriate indicia of my office.
Yours pontifically,
His Eminence and Most High and Exalted Consul Of, To and From the New Old New
World
Lord* Walt
*I think I should have a title, too, you know, now that we'll have the
opportunity to be rid of this foolish notion that "all men are created equal"
and other silly affectations that prohibit such civilized recognition of
superiority.
--
"Anything more than 500 yards from
the car just isn't photogenic." --
Edward Weston
-------------- Original message from Andrew Fildes : --------------
>
> Proof at last. I will be filing a joint Native Title claim on behalf of
> the Wurrundjerri and Yorta Yorta peoples immediately. We suggest that
> all present merkins drop the flag and pack your bags and get back to
> Europe, Africa or Siberia immediately - or wherever. Avoid the rush.
> Except Walt of course - hey Walt, wanna be Consul?
> AndrewF
>
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