Very good John ;-)
I presume No 2 is a lie...
Chris
On Tuesday, Jun 17, 2003, at 04:02 Europe/London, John A. Lind wrote:
Was at an "off-site" meeting today . . . actually more like a class .
. . and will be in this thing all week. As an "ice-breaker" and to
keep people awake during the dry spots (some of it is so esoteric,
even the paper fleas in the handouts were wearing canteens) he asked
that everyone write up "two truths and a lie" about themselves. They
would be read periodically and the assembled gathering would have to
guess not only who wrote them, but which one was the lie.
I provided the following which **really** raised the guy's eyebrows
(for Tom's benefit, there are **three** here):
1. About a year ago I deliberately shot a 2-year old boy at the
request of his parents. His parents were elated when presented with
proof of the shooting that they paid me a handsome sum for doing it.
2. I was arrested and tried for the shooting. Waived my right to
trial by jury and requested trial by judge.
3. After thoroughly reviewing all the facts and the proof of the
shooting I had provided the parents, the judge praised my handiwork
stating it was quite professionally executed, I should keep up the
superb work and added that I deserved an award for what I had done.
Thought you all would enjoy this.
Don't believe me? Here's the proof I provided to the boy's parents:
http://johnlind.tripod.com/oly/gallery/om151.html
And that's . . . the rest of the story.
-- John
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