You slay me..... ;-)
-Mickey
----- Original Message -----
From: "John A. Lind" <jlind@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <olympus@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Monday, June 16, 2003 11:02 PM
Subject: [OM] Two Truths and a Lie
> Was at an "off-site" meeting today . . . actually more like a class . . .
> and will be in this thing all week. As an "ice-breaker" and to keep
people
> awake during the dry spots (some of it is so esoteric, even the paper
fleas
> in the handouts were wearing canteens) he asked that everyone write up
"two
> truths and a lie" about themselves. They would be read periodically and
> the assembled gathering would have to guess not only who wrote them, but
> which one was the lie.
>
> I provided the following which **really** raised the guy's eyebrows (for
> Tom's benefit, there are **three** here):
>
> 1. About a year ago I deliberately shot a 2-year old boy at the request
of
> his parents. His parents were elated when presented with proof of the
> shooting that they paid me a handsome sum for doing it.
>
> 2. I was arrested and tried for the shooting. Waived my right to trial
by
> jury and requested trial by judge.
>
> 3. After thoroughly reviewing all the facts and the proof of the shooting
> I had provided the parents, the judge praised my handiwork stating it was
> quite professionally executed, I should keep up the superb work and added
> that I deserved an award for what I had done.
>
> Thought you all would enjoy this.
>
> Don't believe me? Here's the proof I provided to the boy's parents:
> http://johnlind.tripod.com/oly/gallery/om151.html
> And that's . . . the rest of the story.
>
> -- John
>
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