Or the variant:
St. Peter to 1st Nun: "Who was the 1st man?"
1st Nun: "Oh my, that's a really easy one. That was Adam!"
Bells, lights, 1st Nun ushered into heaven.
St. Peter to 2nd Nun: "Who was the 1st woman?"
2nd Nun: "Oh my, that's a really easy one, too. That was Eve!"
Bells, lights, 2nd Nun ushered into heaven.
St. Peter to 3rd Nun: "What were Eve's 1st words to Adam?"
3rd Nun: "Oh my, that's a really hard one!"
Bells, lights, 3rd Nun ushered into heaven.
Selah,
JP
> OK,
> A few minutes of free time allows me to post this, a "religious" one:
>
> Do you know the first thing Adam said to Eve?
>
> "Better stand back, I don't know how big this thing's going to get."
>
> Brian P. Huber
>
>
> > gwsears wrote:
> > > No more, I promise :-)
> > >
> >
> > OK, but here's my contribution (slightly off-color potty humor):
>
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