I've heard that as well, but the SC variation involved a lost dog and blue
crabs.
Charlie
On Mon, Feb 1, 2016 at 7:29 PM, Chris Trask <christrask@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
> I received this from my cousin earlier this afternoon. We've all had
> a good laugh here at the shop:
>
> >
> >A few days after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a
> Twillingate,
> >Newfoundland man answered his door to find two grim-faced RCMP officers.
> >
> >"We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your wife,"
> said
> >one of the officers.
> >
> >"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked.
> >
> >The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some
> >good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear
> first?"
> >
> >Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."
> >
> >The RCMP officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
> >found your wife's body in the bay."
> >
> >"Lord sufferin' Jesus!" exclaimed Flynn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What
> >could possibly be the good news?"
> >
> >The officer continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best
> >looking Atlantic Lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her.
> >Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are
> >entitled to a share in the catch."
> >
> >Stunned, Mr. Flynn demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the
> >great news?"
> >
> >The officer replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
> >
>
> Chris
>
> When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
> - Hunter S. Thompson
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