>
> >
> > >
> > >I'm sure she got to see the animals lining up two by two.
> > >
> >
> > And when the flood receeded, God told the animals to go forth and
> >multiply.
> >
> > And so they did.
> >
> > Except for the snakes.
> >
> > They couldn't.
> >
> > They were Adders.
>
>
>At which point, Noah had his sons fell a tree. They chopped it up and
>build a table out of it. He then placed the snakes upon it, figuring
>that this would do the trick. After all, even adders can multiply on a
>log table.
>
>(boo, hissssss!)
>
Ouch! Hadn't heard that one before. Reminds me of how I used to baffle
students when I showed them how to add on a slide rule using the log scales.
Which reminds me: A logarithm is NOT a birth control practice used by
Catholic lumberjacks.
Chris
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