>> Ahh. So you must be one of them "engineering" types who wants to build
> stuff that actually works, cost-be-damned. We've heard about troublemakers
> like you...
Kinda sorta. I tell the other engineering types what to engineer.
> Again, just stick to your slide rules and soldering irons. Leave the PR to
> the professionals. This is why we don't let you talk much.
HEY! I dress up nice. Once in a while... OK, so today I'm wearing
sandals, a orange and purple anorak and my earrings....
> Did you even *READ* the associates' handbook? This is SOP. Stop whining.
Oh. Rats. That's the form I signed right after the NDA.
> It's all about you, isn't it? "Me, me, me..."
Well, yes. Of course!
> You obviously don't grasp
> the bigger-picture concepts and mindshare. We're trying to leverage our
> core competencies and create a sustainable marketing model that will
> provide maximum shareholder equity and provide the most comprehensively
> rich user experience from a least-common-denominator paradigm.
So, I just did a word search on our company intranet looking for those
key phrases and came up with over 200 press releases. :(
AG
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