You aren't - you're an omnivore and smart enough to avoid the big fast hairy
things with teeth and claws. Usually.
I'm suggesting that we cut out carbon effect by closing down the crematoria and
offering people the option of being fed to wildlife. Make much more sense
ecologically.
The premium service would include your remains being flown to somewhere where
you could be consumed by an interesting or endangered beast like a polar bear.
Or dropped to the sharks from a helo.
I think I'm on to something - there's a business opportunity here.
Excuse me while I knock up a business plan and prospectus.
Anyone care to invest?
Andrew Fildes
afildes@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
On 27/10/2011, at 1:07 AM, Ken Norton wrote:
> I really don't like not being at the top of the food chain. This is
> one reason why I don't have a housecat.
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