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> A not goin to worry bout it, Mike
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Since most of us believe in an "after-life", it should concern us. Our
driving of gas-guzzling automobiles is warming our planet, and as a result
accelerating the demise of the entire universe. Before you know it, we're
all going to red-shift too!
AP Newswire: "Al Gore announced today that gobal warming is causing
Red-Shift in the universe. In a press converence Gore stated that since
humans started consuming Angus Burgers at fast food restaurants, astronomers
have discovered 22 additional galaxies exhibiting Red-Shift. The increased
consumption of Angus Beef has put additional pressure on agriculture which
is using carbon-based energy to grow the corn used to feed the cattle.
Details at eleven."
AG (Stop Red-Shift Now!) Schnozz
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