So, when you gonna record it? :-)
Chuck Norcutt
AG Schnozz wrote:
>> Welcome to the Hotel Incontinental.
>
> On a dark desert highway, warm wind in my underwear
> Warm smell of colon, rising up throught he air
> Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering sump
> My breath grew heavy and my sight grew dim
> I had to stop for a dump.
> There she stood in the doorway;
> Handing me the bathroom key
> And I was thinking to myself
> 'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'
> Then she lit up a match and blew the flame away
> There were voices in my abdomin
> I thought I heard them say...
>
> Welcome to the Hotel Incontinental
> Such a smelly place, such a anquished face
> Not enough tissue in the Hotel Incontental
> Any time of year, You can't find it here
>
> Her mind is porceline-twisted, she got the cramps and bends
> She got a lot of enemas that she calls her friends
> How they dance in your tummy, sweet smelly gas
> Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
>
> So I called up the front desk
> 'Please bring me more toilet paper'
> He said, 'We haven't had that tissue here since nineteen sixty nine'
> And still those voices are calling from deep down inside
> Wake you up in the middle of the night
> Just to hear them say...
>
> Welcome to the Hotel Incontinental
> Such a smelly place, such a anquished face
> Not enough tissue in the Hotel Incontental
> Any time of year, You can't find it here
>
> Broken fan in the ceiling
> The toilet clogged up real nice
> And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
> And in the bathroom
> They gathered to plunge the beast
> They stab it with their plungers and augers
> But they just can't kill the beast
>
> Last thing I remember, I was running for the door
> I had to find the passage back
> To the place I could breathe before
> 'Laxative' said the plumber, the toilet to receive.
> You can check-out any time you like,
> But you can never leave!'
>
> Welcome to the Hotel Incontinental
> Such a smelly place, such a anquished face
> Not enough tissue in the Hotel Incontental
> Any time of year, You can't find it here
>
> AG (Holding my) Schnozz
>
>
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