That's a procedure that's always been mis-named. BBQ is something else;
involving rubs and sauces and long, slow cooking and not done on a backyard
grill. This is just "grilling out." But I'm good at it. I gave up the propane
grill and went back to charcoal. Way more better, particularly if you throw in
the fire a handful of wet hickory chips just before you slap on the ribeye.
Another one of my pet peeves.
Walt
--
"Anything more than 500 yards from
the car just isn't photogenic." --
Edward Weston
-------------- Original message ----------------------
From: Rick Beckrich <rick_beckrich@xxxxxxxxx>
>
>
> Ladies - This Is How You Are To Function During Spring And Summer
>
> After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer
> and
> BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette
> of
> this sublime outdoor cooking event as it's the only type of cooking a real
> man
> will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
>
> When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put
> into
> motion:
>
> The Routine:
>
> 1) The woman buys the food.
> 2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
> 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with
> the
> necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is
> lounging
> beside the grill - beer in hand.
>
> PS you need to see if he needs a fresh beer!
>
> Now here comes the important part:
>
> THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
>
> More routine:
>
> 4) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
> 5) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks
> her
> and asks if she will bring him another beer while he deals with the situation.
>
> THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
>
> More routine...
>
> 6) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and
> brings them to the table.
> 7) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
>
> And now the most important thing of all:
>
> Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
>
> More routine.
>
> The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "HER NIGHT OFF."
>
> And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction,
>
> concludes that there's just no way to please some women..
>
>
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