Wife 1.0 was marketed with bundled software skins that came as automatic
upgrades such as Makeup 1.0, Shortskirts 1.0, Garterbelts 1.0, Stilettos 1.0,
Alluring_Fragrance 1.0 and a unique Christmas-only update called Lusty_Voice
1.0. The vendor found these upgrades when marketed strategically to be very
successful commercially.
But as everyone had by now learned from Macrosoft, every pack of Wife
1.0would come with planned obsolescence and before Wife
1.0 was even used midway through its lifecycle, vendors came out with their
own even-more-tantalising versions called Wife 2.0. They didn't think that
Wife 1.1 or Wife 1.2.0.3 Build 2245.67 make much sense. It was better to
offer a FULL upgrade. Other vendors thought better and offered
Secretary 1.0or Receptionist
1.0 or the less imaginative ones introduced Mistress 1.0.
All were pretty much the same and were bundled with goggles and an OEM
version of a CPR kit just in case they were needed.
K.
On 23/03/07, Scott Peden <scotpeden@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>
> If wife 1.0 had been what was advertised, there wouldn't have been wife
> 2.0.
> Seems only potions of the data was shown until it was installed, then none
> of the needed information was accessible and most of the adverts were 180
> degrees from what was advertised.
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Jez Cunningham" <jez.cunningham@xxxxxxxxx>
> To: <olympus@xxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: Thursday, March 22, 2007 10:22 AM
> Subject: [OM] Re: Software problems
>
>
> >
> > If only Wife 1.0 had come with useful error messages, an upgrade to
> > 2.0would not have been necessary...
> >
> > Jez
> >
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