Couldn't agree more (what contrarian?). But I think the problem is
wider than just snack foods.
It's such a nuisance having to build floors, earth or otherwise, to
retard this annoying gravitational effect.
I too have experienced an approximate doubling in gravity since my
late teens while my wife is quite unaffected so it is clearly a
disciminatory effect. I could hardly lift the 5D and 70-200mm today
so Canons are also targeted.
Think of the savings in knee and hip surgery, back trouble and the
traumatic effects of falls.
We need to repeal this law immediately an replace it with a universal
law of depravity.
Or is it a law? Perhaps it is merely a theory!
Andrew Fildes
afildes@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
On 28/02/2007, at 4:41 PM, Jan Steinman wrote:
> The controversy is only what should we do about it? I think we should
> start doing something about gravity post-haste.
>
> My theory is that snack food causes gravity. It certainly has
> increased the size of that boson in my pocket, as evidenced by the
> washroom scale. So, get rid of snack food, and people won't die from
> airplane crashes and you'll never hurt your foot by dropping a hammer
> on it again. Think of the economic advantages! We should start
> working on it immediately.
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