1. Designate an internal room as the 'shed.'
2. Develop the concept of the 'designer shed' and sell it to the
neighbors - yuppiefy the concept. The English call it a conservatory,
but they have to collect sunshine.
3. Claim that it is unAustralian not to have a shed.
4. Erect an ethnically PC shed - the multicultural shed (beware of
this one - you may have to slaughter a pig or goat in it).
Andrew Fildes
afildes@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
On 05/06/2006, at 10:07 PM, Marc Lawrence wrote:
> Sydney, eastern suburbs - if you build it, they will come
> ("they" being concerned citizens, come with offended eyes,
> pitchforks and torches raised high to bring this
> non-architect-designed crime-against-gentrification to
> the ground.)
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