I have found that allowing the breeze or a seemingly accidental arm movement to
ever so slightly open my jacket or shirt to reveal a glimpse of Glock seems to
be quite effective as an asshole repellant. :-)
Walt
--
"Anything more than 500 yards from
the car just isn't photogenic." --
Edward Weston
-------------- Original message ----------------------
From: "Bruce Nolting" <bruce@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
>
> The key to dealing with people like that is to relax and have fun with
> it. One thing I've found that's pretty effective is to wait until the
> person gets fairly angry (about medium, I'd say) and then start the
> children's game of imitating everything he says. This hardly ever fails
> to get them really red faced. Also answering all of their questions
> with "No thank you, I'm a heterosexual" raises blood pressure to amazing
> levels on guys like this. If you just stay calm and use your head you
> can have all kinds of fun with these anger-management failures.
> Especially in public. Of course, I understand that being in pain didn't
> do much good for your own state of mind, but good entertainment is where
> you find it. :-)
>
> Bruce
>
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