This is why I'm a big fan of booby traps! ;)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Savvo" <zuiko@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "OM List" <olympus@xxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Sunday, September 04, 2005 12:42 AM
Subject: [OM] Where's Walt when you need him?
> Dateline 0630 4Sep05 Ryton England
>
> Some little toerag just walked into my house while I'm upstairs, knicked
> two camera bags (N_k_n & Br_n_c_ gear) picked up my car keys and drove
> off.
>
> The charming policeman who sped to the scene 90 minutes later had made
> up his mind before he crossed the threshold that I was covering
> something up. He was as interested in my eye, which is extremely
> disfigured from squint-correction surgery on Friday, as he was in the
> scene of crime. "This is extremely unusual at this time on a Sunday,"
> says he. Fuckin' tell me about it! Do you think I would have left my
> door unlocked if I'd thought it was likely to happen?
>
> "Is it likely to be a practical joke by one of your mates?" Arse off,
> Rozzer.
>
> I just hope he doesn't get to the claims adjuster.
>
> I must still have some anaesthetic in my system because I shouldn't be
> this calm.
>
> --
> Chris
>
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