Walt, why do you only mention these four right-wing OM-owners?
:)
/ Johan
2004-08-23 kl. 17.13 skrev Walt Wayman:
> With yet another political convention looming here, it may be
> appropriate to provide a little information to help the less
> interested and/or informed sort out some of the various factions
> involved in all this foolishness. So, here goes.
>
> QUESTION: How do you tell the difference between liberals, moderates,
> conservatives, and Southern conservatives?
>
> ANSWER: Pose the following question:
>
> You are walking down a deserted street with your wife, two small
> children and as much of your OM kit as you can comfortably carry.
> Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife leaps from a
> darkened doorway right in front of you. He locks eyes with you,
> screams obscenities, raises the knife and charges. You are carrying a
> Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
> reaches you and your family. What do you do?
>
> LIBERAL'S ANSWER:
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
> Have I ever done anything to him that would provoke this attack?
> Should we run away?
> What does my wife think?
> What about the kids?
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
> his hand?
> What does the law say about this situation?
> Does the Glock have appropriate safety features built into it?
> Why in the name of God am I carrying a gun anyway?
> What kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
> Is it possible he'd be happy with killing just me, taking my Zuikos
> and sparing my wife and kids?
> Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day to make this a
> happier, healthier neighborhood that would discourage such anti-social
> behavior.
> This is so confusing!
> I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come
> to a consensus.
>
> MODERATE'S ANSWER:
>
> "Stop, you &*^#%$@), or I'll blow your *#&%$@ head off!"
>
> CONSERVATIVE'S ANSWER:
>
> BANG!
>
> SOUTHERN CONSERVATIVE'S ANSWER:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Dad! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"
>
> Walt, with tongue planted firmly in cheek, so those too seriously
> inclined should please refrain from getting their knickers in a knot.
> :-)
>
> --
> "Anything more than 500 yards from
> the car just isn't photogenic." --
> Edward Weston
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