I drove this morning in my SUV to the neighborhood Krispy Kreme.
Fortunately, I was wearing my 9mm Glock in a holster under
my "Charlton Heston is my President" T-shirt, so I was able to
come to the aid of a gay Episcopal priest who was being attacked
by a couple of illegal aliens who were trying to steal his Nikon.
On my way speeding back home using my radar jammer, I dropped off
a couple dozen old issues of "Playboy" in the recycling bin at the
Baptist church, making sure at least a couple landed open to the
centerfold.
Retirement looks like it's going to be fun.
Walt, an equal-opportunity offender.
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