droolIn a message dated 6/30/2003 3:21:24 PM Eastern Standard Time,
danrich@xxxxxxxxxxxxx writes:
> Speaking of nuggets, did Bill Stanke
> ever
> get the moth ball smell out of his truck? How?
Don't have a clue, however here is a sure fire way to get the moth ball smell
out of your pick up truck. Get yourself a good hound dog. Heck it doesn't even
have to be your best one. Any old hound you have handy will do. You could even
borrow one from a friend, although they probably wouldn't lend you their best
one. Maybe their girl friend, but not their best hound. Wait till you have a
real hot day. Take the hound out and let him run a bit. Let him find a skunk
and get real friendly with the critter until it gets scared and sprays the dog.
Don't you be getting too close or you will get a spraying too. The old dog
isn't going to be too keen on smelling like a skunk so let him run around a bit
more. Find him a creek and let him jump in for a bit. Hot skunk sprayed dogs
will take a liking to the creek. This dog may not be your best one, but you
sure aren't going to make him run along side your truck or ride in the back, so
just open the door and let him sit where he wants to be sitting. Put the
window down so he can stick his head out and drool on the side of your pickup.
You probably find yourself thirsty after all this dog activity,so go ahead and
stop at the grocery on the way home and get a cool soda. You buddies down
their playing dominos aren't gonna want to be too close to you, but you can
take your soda and go out front and sit a spell. Bubba dog will be in the car
drying off a bit and waiting. Now when you get ready, go on home. It would be
best to use this method when your spousal unit is out of town and you don't
have any important meetings for a day or two. Don't be doing this on a
Saturday afternoon, cause folks sure won't be happy to see you at the church
house come Sunday morning. This method is tried and true and it will work 100%
of the time to get that dang moth ball smell out of your pickup truck. I
guarantee it. Might want to leave your OM cameras at home cause that hot
weather will sure mess up your film. 8^) Bill Barber
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