On Sun, 1 Jun 2003 18:10:21 +0100, Andy Gilbert wrote:
>I get the spam about viagra & other pharmaceuticals, extensions of one sort
>or another, finance, re-mortgaging, septic tank cleaning, how to become rich
>on e-bay, how to become even richer helping some nice nigerian widow etc,
>but so far none offering me a beautiful Russian bride. How do you guys get
>these? Do you need to do all of the above first to satisfy her, perhaps???
Dammit, if Svetlana isn't happy with my enlarged penis, clean septic tank, and
pile of Nigerian gold, then I'm going to insist she enlarge her breasts, lose
40 lbs
and one dress size by next weekend, and talk to that Sri Lankan guy who knows
the Nigerian widow. But to be honest, I'm a little worried she'll turn out to
be
one of those bored housewives who send nude pictures of themselves around the
net dressed up as hot teenage cheerleaders.
BTW - I'll trade my new collection of nude celebrity photos for that
screensaver that Microsoft keeps sending me and never opens or one of those
excite games
that look so cool.
And wojn't somebody get an air conditioner and a towl for all those overheated
and moist kittens that keep e-mailing for help?
--
Barry B. Bean
Bean & Bean Cotton Company
Peach Orchard, MO
www.beancotton.com
www.beanformissouri.org
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