on 7/22/01 10:13 AM, Alan at atk@xxxxxxxxxx wrote:
>
> What are these weird things people keep talking about. I read most of the
> digests but never feel too ill afterwards. Sometimes there is funny text
> at the end of a posting but then I just skip it. Of course I ignore all
> those postings iwth funky html because they aren't too readable (but a
> little aggravating because they take up more disk space...
>
> Virsus humph. Should I visit a doctor and get some kind of injection just
> in case ?
>
> Alan
>
Alan -- You have Zuikoholitis... the only cure is to lighten your wallet.
There are list members who are enablers who can assist you in this cure...
but the disease is chronic, and requires continued treatment over time.
There is no permanent cure, you will be on the medication for life. The
symptoms respond well to infusions of Zuiko Wonder Glass, which comes in
different dosages such as 180/2.0, 250/2.0, 350/2.8 and other. Minor
symptoms respond well to 35/2.0, 28.2.0, 24/2.0 and 18/3.5 treatments. If
you need to, see an MD1 or MD2 as well... Beware of quacks propounding
'autofocus' 'wonderbricks' and 'digital'... these have been determined to be
worse than the actual disease!
--
Jim Brokaw
OM-1's, -2's, -4's, (no -3's yet) and no OM-oney...
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