RE: [OM] (OT) Center of the Universe (was ADITL, DITL, The cat & the fiddle...)

[Malcolm Clay]

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From: "Dave@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" <dave@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>

I'm still adjusting to the fact that Texas isn't the center of the
universe... <g>


<adopting my most Texas (Yeeha!) drawl>
Didn't yer ma lern ya nuthen? Everbody knows that the wourld praktickly ends
north of Dallas, east of Beaumont, west of El Paso, and south of ...
well...I geuss Mex-e-co. Yep. Drops raht off inta a big pit of yankeys n
other unwashed heathuns. Hellfire! Course I know that Mex-e-co taint in
Texas (Yeeha!), but whare else are we gunna get our taquela from? Whut? Whut
do ya mean "Where tha heck do I think my lil Olympus camera comes frum?
Heck...aint never giv it much thought...Japan I guess...hellyes! Over thar
by Paris, Texas (Yeeha!) I recon. Thats kinda a long streatch from heyar,
unless ya borro Billy Joe Bob's pickuptruck. Just don't go to Austin. Nuthen
but long-hair hippy college kids and Carpetbag Republicans!

But seriously everybody knows how important Texas (Yeeha!) is. As final
proof I quote the first word from the Moon: "Houston"

Now git outta heyar before I sic tha dawgs on ya!


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