The following Olympus model designations will be observed in Floriduh:
OM-2000 = OM-1999
OM-4 = OM-3
OM-3 = OM-2
OM-2 = OM-1
OM-1 = M-1 and thus become instant collectibles
OM-10 = OM-9 and is now considered state of the art, having bypassed the
OM-5, -6, -7 and -8.
OM-20 = A vote for the Redundicrat candidate...
OM-G = A vote for the Democlod candidate...
...thus nullifying each other...and so on with the OM-30/F, etc.
is3 = isNOT!3, etc., with resulting squabbles settled by
paper-rock-scissors.
XA-XA4 series will all be counted as pregnant due to shape of clamshell
cover.
Furthermore, 24-exposure rolls of film may contain 12 or 36 exposures,
depending upon the county in which the film is purchased.
Results from Olympus digital cameras will be examined for attempts at
pixel-stuffing. Any pixel-stuffing discovered will be baked into Christmas
turkeys.
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Lex Jenkins
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"Don't worry about everything 'cause nothing's gonna be alright."
- Casey Lechmanski
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