At 2:37 PM -0500 8/10/00, Tom wrote:
I wanted to make everyone aware of a new program. For a mere $100, you'll
be allowed to fondle the 350/2.8 for 15 minutes. Additional 15 minute
increments are available at a reduced rate. A more intimate relationship,
such as actually mounting the lens, can also be arranged, but at an
appropriately higher price. Entire overnight relationships, even weekend
packages, are available. If you are interested in other lenses as well,
threesomes, even foursomes, can be arranged.
Please contact me directly for more information.
Your friend, and pimp.
Tom
Somewhere, someone, is going to think I am serious and actually flame the
list at my wanting to make people pay to touch a lens.....
No, what we're going to do is razz you for setting such a low price.
paul saving up and sending good thoughts
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Paul Wallich pw@xxxxxxxxx
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