With all the Windows bashing going on, add these to your Windows
"signature" collection. (If this offends anyone, sorry!)
1. At the box was written:
Requires Win95 or better
So I installed Linux
2. Windows? No thanks; I have work to do?
3. A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody
asked her how that could be possible.
"Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died
before we could consummate the marriage."
"The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding
day and he died before we could consummate the marriage."
?The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on
the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."
_________________________
John Cwiklinski
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