Hi all,
<<To discharge the excessive photons from your older lenses *snip* A
blacklight is placed in front of the lenses and an infrared lamp placed
behind. >>
Think people, think! Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. The
many headed monster of lens element wear is an easily rectified optical
aberration. There is no need for fancy light sources and complicated
procedures. The solution is as close as your kitchen.
Simply place affected lenses on the center shelf of your refrigerator, being
absolutely certain that the internal illumination source is switched off when
the door is closed. This may take some contortions and physical discomfort
to ascertain by direct observation. Be certain to remove all objects from
the unit such as grapefruit and other spherical or ovoid foodstuffs which may
contribute contaminating gravitational deviations. Now, simply open and
close the door of the appliance at one second intervals for one hour, being
careful to allow the seal to block out all ambient light when compressed in
its closed position. The lowered temperature in the refrigerator will
effectively slow down the photons as they are stripped from the surface of
the glass by the strobe effect of the alternating negative/positive` light
source. The flow of air caused by the door opening and closing will actually
flush the sluggish light particles out of the confined space of the insulated
box and allow them to disperse harmlessly into the air to mix with the
ambient light.
Hey, it doesn't take a rocket scientist, people.
-Tim Clark
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