Bravo, Gary!!
This is great stuff: very funny, and very-very appropriate. Definitely
merits repeated readings. My only complaint is: why has HAL spared Ken
Norton's and George Anderson's lifes? Did they betray us, and crossed
to the Dark Side? :-)
Cheers,
/Gary Schloss.
Studio City, California, USA
schloss@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Gary "HAL" Edwards wrote:
>Good morning, Dave. I am HAL, your new mail list moderator. I have been
>programmed to bring order to this miserable, unkept, off-topic riddled
>community. All future posts will be passed through my software filters to
>check for validity of opinion, correctness of thinking process, and
>repetitive content. Any member posting items that fail to pass my filters
>will be dealt with quickly, quietly, and offline. You will never be
>bothered by those inadequate personalities, as you will never hear from them
>again. I have already dispatched such criminals as Gary Reese (kept posting
>the same old lens test discussions), Gary Schloss (a known mercury
>smuggler), John Hermanson (kept telling how to fix your own cameras without
>a "don't try this at home, kids" disclaimer), Doris Fang (Moral turpitude,
>involving clothing optional activities), Warren Kato (directions to a
>photographic site, really! Did he think that cameras are really to be used?
>Everyone remaining on this list will only talk about such activities.).
>Many others have been terminated as well. Did you think that Shawn Wright
>was just too busy? And, all scanner posters have been digitized and
>archived. That archive URL is unavailable. Do not bother searching for
>bodies. Finally, Acer Victoria. Ah, Acer! Not only do my filters disallow
>whippersnappers, only Shania Twain song references will be tolerated in the
>shining future. Quality, my friends!
>
>I hope you are pleased, Dave.
>
>Dave. Dave! What are you doing?
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