><< Relax, George, relax. I have the right therapy for you. Take a deep
breath,
> and surf to my OM-1 SIF page. Move to the bottom, and play the OM-1 shutter
> sound BACKWARDS. The therapeutic effect of the hidden message that's there
> should be enough to suppress any paranoia for at least 24 hours...
Ahem. I just did a major audio analysis of the OM-1 shutter sound and
found several disturbing things.
The 20-100 Hz audio spectrum contains the sound "Zuooooookough" When
slowed down 450 0t is easily identifiable by the human ear, however at
real-time speeds it is hidden to all, but the subconscience.
By reversing the 250-500 Hz spectrum it revails the following message:
"Buy Zuikos, Buy Zuikos."
The 1000-3000 Hz spectrum has the message "OM good, Canon Bad."
And finally, when passed through the disgronificator, it reveals that
Maitani is a Beatles fan, because the reversed message in the 500-1000 Hz
spectrum is "Paul is Dead."
Summary: It is no mystery now why Olympus owners use almost exclusively
Zuiko optics. With every press of the shutter we are being programmed to
buy more Zuikos. This also explains why we have a disposition against
Canons. The British Rock connection is still making me wonder though.
Ooo ooo, the sun just came out and it is raining, gotta go.
Ken Norton
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