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Forget all such theories. It is the Trilateral Commission that rules the
world and controls the OM market through a secret cartel headquartered on
Grand Cayman. It plants Jewish conspiracy theories, as well as others
involving the Russian Mafia, De Beers, Fuji, Zapatistas, and Microsoft. In
order to keep prices rising for used gear, they assassinated Maitani a number
of years ago and put an actor in his place--new OM products would only reduce
demand for the old stuff we have learned to cherish.
Carl May
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